fucking WHY? how does this work? how the fuck does putting a paper bag over his head magically make him billions of dollars richer?!
@dietotaku They needed a new way to launder money to him?
If the deal ends up profitable, he won't be able to touch (or collateralize) the shares for 6 months. Which puts the profits in his pocket right before the election.
@danalan @dietotaku Even then he can’t sell it too fast. But Elon showed you don’t always win on a social media deal.
@dietotaku It doesn't. They're lying. That's the explanation.
This is another "Hail Mary" scheme but it won't work unless somebody REALLY, REALLY doesn't mind torching their own money by bailing #Trump out this way.