Lou
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
Joined Aug 2019
“I must go punch that baby”
Lou
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Let's take a break. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6dIShi9WYM
I love when I post references so obscure that 11 years later, I have to google it to find out what it was.
I just read that not everyone has an inner monologue. People who don't have one generally spend their time "processing sensory information". This disturbs me almost to the point of hyperventilating. WTF.
There's a popular claim that the seven+ billion people alive today outnumber all other humans who have ever lived. So, with reincarnation and all, there must be a lot of Noobs out there. Which explains a lot, I suppose.
The deepest circle of hell is reserved for people who put you on speakerphone in a crowded room and don't tell you.
"The fossilized footprints in New Mexico are at least 21,500 years old"
But Jesus, what about the sections where there are only one set of footprints?
“Don’t ask me, I wasn’t even born yet...”
In real life, time travelers are as concerned about the 'Law' of Causality as you are about jaywalking.
I really know how to light up a room...
...usually this entails using fire and accelerants.
Lou
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Remember, the same Republicans who are right now ousting their own Speaker are the very same folks who tried to hang their own Vice President.
I mean, look at what they do to their own. Imagine what they'll do to YOU.
At one third the speed of light red light appears green, so the next time you run a light you could try the Doppler Effect defense, but I think the resulting speeding ticket would be much worse.
"Your monthly bill is available"
So? What am I a dating service?
Lou
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
Joined Aug 2019