“You can’t. That’s impossible. But don’t let that stop you.”

You know what? I think that Loki is the pinnacle of the entire MCU, and I'm not just talking about the TV shows. The art direction, the writing, the direction, the acting, everything is just spot on.

Little known fact.
Car horns sound like a goose because the original horn on the Model T was just a goose strapped to the steering column.

Take your age, Subtract 3. That’s how old you were three years ago.

Now that Halloween is behind us there's only 21 days until the scariest holiday: ArguingWithYourDumbassFamilyAboutPoliticsWeen

Celebrating Halloween with Derek...

I almost forgot the annual posting of Ringwald & Molly! Happy Halloween.

https://youtu.be/s26Lm4dk4So

The Death Star plans are IN the R2 unit???

"You've made your bed, now lie in it."
What the hell are you talking about?!? I just made that bed.

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Are vampires just susceptible to specific sunlight? If vampires went to Alpha Centuri, would it be a free-or-all? These are the important questions that vex me heading into Halloween.

That's about right...

When they made me I broke the mold...
and a bunch of other molds..
and cracked the fabric of reality...
I was just clumsy, basically.
Don't blame me, I was made this way.

Think this sounds ridiculous? Trust me, every conservative 'compromise' on any issue sounds exactly like this.

I get it. People are upset that Confederate statues are being remove because they are part of their cultural heritage. As a compromise all these statues should be melted down and recast as giant dildoes with Robert E. Lee's face on them. A sensible compromise and everyone wins!

E=m(a²+b²)

I mean, that's just algebra, right?

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The Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy executive produced Fallout series launches 4/12/24. Really looking forward to this!

Seriously, how many young, attractive, cynical female executives from the city are there that need to go to the country to find romance with a lumberjack/auto mechanic and the true meaning of Christmas?

Look, I'm just trying to improve your memory so stop complaining that I fart in my sleep.

(Just me talkin' to myself again...)