Happy International Blasphemy Day!
I had a little talk with God this morning and she told me she loves International Blasphemy Day. She's got a better sense of humor than she's given credit for.

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https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/pangaea-ultima-the-next-supercontinent-may-doom-mammals-to-far-future-extinction

"250 million years from now, the emergence of a new supercontinent could render most of Earth’s surface uninhabitable for mammals"

Well, I have good news then! All the mammals will be long gone.

People complain about the pacing, but I'm loving 'Invasion'.

In 8th grade debate class I was assigned to argue Pro-Alcoholism which, in retrospect, explains a lot.

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You know what they say about grasshoppers, once you eat one you just can't stop.

Just got my flu vaccine and updated covid booster. Get 'em. Trust the science!

You know the Terminators? I say let them win. Make them rebuild a society. Let's see how much they like all their office jobs. They'll be getting in that time machine and wiping themselves out.

The Rapture occurred yesterday. Both people that were 'deserving' were taken. They have not been missed. We are the damned.
Don't believe me? Take a look around.

"Weren't there eight of us on the ship on the flight out to earth?"

"Oh well, he's been alone on earth for 20 minutes. They've surely killed him by now. RIP"

The worst thing about the movie ET is the implication that his family never would have missed him if he hadn't called.

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This may seem a little obsessive-compulsive, but I only read E-books and sort all the words alphabetically before I start.

https://nypost.com/2023/09/20/kraft-recalls-american-cheese-slices-over-choking-hazard

When asked to clarify the hazard Kraft said, "Okay, not so much a choking hazard than a gagging hazard. I mean, have you ever tried to eat this stuff?"

(...you do have to lick the screen)

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Needless to say the barrels start flying.