Are the sandworms instead of, or in addition to, the normally provided Denny's intestinal worms?
https://gizmodo.com/dennys-new-beetlejuice-menu-could-give-you-sandworms-2000489360

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I love Buddo! Has there ever been a better representation of Humanity than this figure that is all belly button and existential dread?

I just got my 23 and me results back and it turns out I'm 47%.

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@Kurtroedeger I'm all set...

@JerichoTaskerDeaux Looks like I'm finishing my Christmas shopping really early this year.

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Pez finally branches out.

Today is National #2 Pencil Day, so go take a standardized test!

@Koore Igor??? He's probably just gutting it for parts.

(tag to read later)

In honor of Alien: Romulus releasing today (I'm going tomorrow) here's an old post:

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When life gives you lemons...

Seems like it wouldn't be that hard to convince Elon Musk to blast himself with gamma radiation to turn himself into a superhero. Just sayin'.

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@danialexis What a great essay, and a reference to an article by the always interesting Jason Pargin to boot.

Hey, it's a nice phone.