Lou
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
Joined Aug 2019
As I go through the questions, I can't help but wonder how anyone could wind up in the blue quadrant. It boggles my mind.
(Trump answers phone)
"Hello, Greatest president of all time, this is IT and we need to verify your password."
Trump: "I don't know my password"
"It's probably on the back of a business card in your wallet that reads 'Donald Trump - Stable Genius'"
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/08/10/trump-campaign-hack-00173503
Trump: "OK, do you have a pen?"
Orange county just issued a tornado warning, but I'm pretty sure a tornado is the type of weather pattern that doesn't take kindly to a warning.
It's Smokey the Bear's 80th birthday. How hard should I celebrate another guy trying to delegate his job to me?
Lou
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If the monsters are feeding the kids, I am #TeamMonster .
Lou
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FYI, if you like Vanity Fair's honest coverage of a certain mental mango, you can sign up for a year for $12. I figure it's worth it just to send the NYT a message.
I got spammed via snail mail today, which I find hilarious.
Tomorrow, I expect a post card from a Nigerian Prince.
(alert sounds on my phone)
Seven years already?!?
Time to break another mirror, I guess.
This is my life EVERY DAMN DAY at work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdKa9bXVinE&t=5s
VP: I don't know why this assembly is so expensive.
Me: Yes.
Lou
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
Joined Aug 2019