My thoughts go out to everyone who risked their lives to gather the highly sensitive information that Mango Mussolini handled with such unimaginable recklessness. We thank you, courageous and patriotic public servants. Your dedication and your sacrifices are in no way diminished by the criminal malfeasance of a filthy traitor.

#Politics

I would do that and I’d have every right!
To keep all those documents here in plain sight
To share with the people to whom I’m in debt
So don’t try to stop me; that hasn’t worked yet
What’s that? You will use every word that I said?
Come on! There’s no evidence! There’s not one shred!
Indict me? No way! I’M AN INNOCENT MAN!
The target of Biden’s nefarious plan
I’m always the victim! I’m sick of it all!
Who knew that projection would be my downfall?

#Politics

In retrospect, the decision to attempt to jump the treacherous Jack Smith Canyon at full throttle while yelling profanities out the locomotive window was probably the wrong choice. #Politics

Thanks to all the “flippers” who made this historic moment possible. #Politics

Flippers flipping… you love to see it. #Politics

Lesson we learned back in Watergate time:
The cover-up takes much more work than the crime
The moment some knucklehead opens their mouth
The total conspiracy’s gonna go south
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When all the indictments hit at the same time
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Little Miss Attitude is a HUGE fan of President Biden whose calm, reasoned speeches always leave her in a better frame of mind. #Politics

Whatever is happening your life, chances are that you’re having a much better day than Quivering Quevin McCarthy. #Politics

So Ron DeSantis thinks that our volunteer military is “too woke,”someone really needs to ask a follow up question. “Would you institute a military draft, and if so, who would you call up to serve?” #Politics

I wish that the media would stop referring to these MAGA Republican default-loving, hostage-taking legislators as “Conservatives.” The correct term is “Domestic Terrorists.” #Politics

Not to gloat, but this was my easiest prediction ever. #Politics

As a Cassandra, I have made many predictions that have come true despite widespread skepticism. Today, I offer you one that’s ironclad: Twitter WILL suffer a glitch, outage, or epic failure of some sort during Ron DeSantis’ campaign announcement. #Politics

Wondering why so many Republicans are still professing their loyalty to Mango Mussolini as the Trump Train rolls further off the rails every day? Perhaps they’re trying to earn a place as VP on his 2024 campaign. I wouldn’t even be surprised to learn that Trump was dangling the veepstakes “prize” as a way to troll all these gullible sycophants and maintain their loyalty. #Politics

“Are you facing legal consequences from the January 6th insurrection? Have you lost your job? Faced huge legal bills? Lost your home? Been shunned by family members? Divorced by your spouse? Suffered reputational damage? Good news! You may be eligible for a ***full pardon*** when Donald Trump returns to the White House! Imagine: your treasonous crimes erased and your good name restored! All you need is the $2 million “handling fee.” Call today! Our lawyers are standing by to help!” #Politics

I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to see one-man crime wave #GeorgeSantos turn on his fellow Congress-critters claiming that they did EXACTLY the same things that he did and that he has the receipts. #Politics

Seditious conspiracy against four of five Proud Boys defendants! Thank you, prosecutors and jurors. #Politics #January6th

Anyone surprised that #TedCruz turns out to be a stone cold traitor hasn’t been paying attention. Here’s the fundraising text that Ted Cruz - or someone purporting to be Cruz - sent out as blood was flowing on #January6th. #Politics

Make-believe scary cobra #Desantis threatens wily mongoose #Disney with predictable results. #Florida #Politics

#Trump stooge #KevinMcCarthy is doing his best to tank the stock market by telling Wall Street that they need to be very worried about the looming debt limit crisis. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin… you’d better worry about yourself and your complete ineptitude as “Speaker” and your “debt” to your Chaos Caucus colleagues and let market forces do their thing. Trust me, Wall Street not looking to you for advice. #politics