Word has reached us through a leaked and supposedly confidential memo that the Ron DeSantis campaign is officially a “train wreck.” Despite his desperate efforts to out-TrumpTrump and fan the flames of his imaginary war on whatever Wokeism might be, poor little Mickey Mouse-o-lini just can’t gain any traction. Sorry, Mickey… you’re going to wind up as yet another footnote in electoral history, not even interesting enough to be the subject of a political science thesis. #Politics #Florida

As a government contractor doing environmental work for the EPA, I was held to much higher ethical standards than those met by Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. That’s messed up. #Politics

Every single person working in Mango Mussolini’s administration watched him commit illegal acts and did nothing. Wait… that’s not entirely true. They took notes and then used the notes to write books to enrich themselves. Every one of the books contained a statement that, as awful as the crimes were, it would have been so much worse if the author hadn’t stayed in their lucrative jobs as a moderating influence. These people are all co-conspirators in an ongoing attack in America. #Politics

Mickey Mouse-o-lini continues to rant and rage and roar, and absolutely nobody cares. He’ll be stuck in Florida for the rest of his days with an angry and resentful Minnie Mouse-o-lini and kids who will grow up wondering whether they’re old enough to enter the witness protection program and start new lives. #Politics

Remember Mango Mussolini’s endless complaints about the bathroom facilities at the White House? We’ve finally isolated the problem: hundreds of his close associates flushing their careers down the toilet to prove their loyalty. #Politics

We need to find a stone mason to chip away the word “Supreme” from this desecrated building. #Politics

These slobbering media hyenas won’t be satisfied until they drag President Biden to the ground and tear him to pieces on live television. RIP, journalism. You had a good run. #Politics

I realize that prosecutors have their hands full documenting Mango Mussolini’s rolling crime wave, but I hope they will apply the same diligence to #TedCruz. That stone-cold sleazebag traitor was FUNDRAISING as blood flowed in the US Capitol on #January6th. He has no place in the Senate. #Politics

If Mango Mussolini keeps running his mouth, we’re gonna need a bigger projection screen. #Politics

We’re now in the “foreshocks” portion of Mango Mussolini’s endgame. As much as each one has the feel of a major tectonic shift, none of it comes close to what he’ll be going through when his “time in the barrel” finally arrives. #Politics

Thanks to all the “flippers” who FINALLY saw the light and decided to tell the truth rather than let their lives and careers implode to protect Mango Mussolini who considers them all expendable. #Politics

I had dinner last night with a group of Democrats including friends I knew and some new folks, all of whom wanted to hear about my volunteer work with our county Democratic Party. Evidently, in past years, the party was doing very little in their estimation to engage voters, get out the vote, find and back candidates, and communicate their values. Fast forward to now, when they’re engaged and active on all fronts, making the most of this “off year.” Better late than never! #Politics

One thing that distinguishes everyone in the MAGA crowd: zero understanding of or respect for proper flag etiquette. #Politics

OK, so I’m confused… is Joe Biden the doddering senile fool who can’t think his way out of a damp paper bag? Or is he the brilliant strategic mastermind who engineered the weaponization of our legal system… against Mango Mussolini who would have been the easiest GOP candidate to beat in order to win a second term? Come on, Alina Hanna and the rest of you bumbling Trump sycophants, get it together! #Politics

Good morning to all the “flippers” who finally realized that going down in flames to protect Mango Mussolini was a losing proposition. Too soon old; too late smart, treason weasels. #Politics

My thoughts go out to everyone at these organizations who risked their lives generating and safeguarding our most sensitive information only to see it splayed across the bathroom floor by a filthy traitor. #Politics

As #LeningradLindsey Graham channels his sycophantic good ol’ boy defense of Mango Mussolini, remember: he’s a former Air Force JAG officer. He knows damn well what the Espionage Act covers and I’d be willing to bet he pushed for severe punishments for plenty of lesser criminals. #Politics

As horrified as we are to read Mango Mussolini’s indictment, imagine being one of the thousands of public servants at Central Intelligence Agency, Department of Defense, National Security Agency, National Geospatial Intelligence Agency, National Reconnaissance Office, Department of Energy, Department of State and Bureau of Intelligence and Research. I can’t imagine their shock and outrage at seeing their hard work - for which they risked their lives - being treated like garbage. #Politics

We’re gonna need a bigger roll of crime scene tape. #Politics

What’s that? A female Trump family member discussing the boxes of classified documents, you say? Ivanka? #Politics