Victimhood complex, Trump’s signature “tell”
That he understands that this will not end well
A grievance-filled tirade that is, truth be told
To faithful supporters, an act that’s grown old
It’s all for donations, this grift without end
Folks send in the money on which they depend
Our nation’s in danger from Trump’s MAGA crowd
From treasonous lone wolves and boys who are proud
Could one evil person cause this much distress?
If Trump is that person, the answer is YES!
#Politics #Trump

Looks like Mango Mussolini might not get back to Mar-a-Lago in time for his big speech this evening because his arraignment hearing took WAY longer than the five minutes he’d expected. #Trump #Indictment #Politics

Whatever else we discover about today’s #Trump #indictment, we should recognize the epic courage of DA Alvin Bragg and his team of prosecutors, the grand jurors, and the witnesses who brought this case to a historic conclusion. They have changed history at great personal risk to themselves and their loved ones. So many others before them stepped away when faced with the prospect of indicting America’s bully-in-chief. #Politics

After 8 days battling this unrelenting case of poison ivy, I’m working on a creative visualization where I “gift” it to Mango Mussolini ahead of this afternoon’s indictment. For all the agony that he has caused me and millions of others over the past years, it’s just a small token of my esteem. #Trump #Politics

On this morning’s #sniffari, I caught up with a fellow #dog walker who had remarked to someone else that she was “no fan” of Mango Mussolini. I told her that I felt the same, and was surprised to learn that she was a lifelong Republican. If #Trump thinks he’s the face of the party, this lady has some very bad news him. #Politics

If you think you’re having a bad day at work, imagine being one of Mango Mussolini’s “top advisers” bringing him the news of his indictment. #Politics #Trump

You really have to wonder about the #MAGA Republicans STILL buying tickets for the #Trump Train. Good news, idiots… Stockholm Syndrome is covered by Obamacare. #Politics

This morning, we salute the grand jury members and their families, for whom life will be forever changed. You had the courage to defend our democracy and hold the line on the rule of law in America, a responsibility that many before you abdicated. We owe you a debt beyond measure. #Politics

Good morning to all the #DogsOfCoSo who have had quite enough of the right-wing’s racist dog whistles. #Politics

However rotten your day may have been, I suspect that Kevin McCarthy’s day was worse. Tomororow’s not looking good either, Kev. #Politics

Morning Joe and Mika are so, so, so shocked and outraged that the monster that they nurtured continues to rampage across America, leaving a trail of depravity, hate speech, threats, and outsourced violence in his wake. These two sycophants gave Mango Mussolini 24/7 adoring access to their show and normalized his excesses, and NOW they’re horrified and aghast? Give me a break. #Trump #Politics

As Mango Mussolini’s attorneys navigate raging legal waters, they realize - as many before them have - that even if they survive this ordeal, they’ll never be compensated for their efforts. No “fair winds and following seas” for you idiots. You knew he was a snake when you joined the crew.

#Politics #Trump

Whatever comes next for Mango Mussolini, the world has now realized that his famous “Art of the Deal” was never anything more than threats and outsourced violence. #Trump #Politics

You needn’t be a dog to hear these stochastic terrorism dog whistles. #Trump #Politics

Good morning. Are you waking up already exhausted this morning… yet again? When every day feels like a massive logjam is about to break up, it takes a toll on your mind and body. The media talking heads love this sort of thing, so it’s time to turn off your television. If anything significant happens, trust me: you’ll hear about it. #Politics

Were you one of the thousands of participants who showed up for the January 6th insurrection when #Trump promised it would be “wild?” Have you lost money on legal expenses? Lost your job? Been disowned by your family? Divorced by your spouse? Been charged in court? Promised a pardon but left to rot in jail by your Dear Leader? The law offices of F*** Around & Find Out have represented many defendants just like you, and we’re here to say “sorry, morons… you’re totally screwed.” #Politics

“WITCH HUNT!”, you say?
Well, indictment’s a b****
Cry to Baba Yaga
Your #Trump Russia witch

#Politics #CoSoPoetry

With Putin and Mango Mussolini both facing indictment, Trump’s lawyers and close associates and Mar-a-Lago staff being called to testify, and over 1,000 more arrests expected from the January 6th insurrection, it feels like a massive logjam is about to break, and I’m here for it.
#Politics

The moment that Mango Mussolini finally faces some real justice is the moment that we begin to “Make America Great Again.” #Politics

Save us, #StPatrick, for all of our sakes
Please rid USA of these damned Gadsden snakes
Who wail like a banshee, “noooo! Don’t tread on me”
While treading on others with bloodthirsty glee
Our women, our children, our seniors, our poor
Our veterans, people of color for sure
Whoever their leaders decree is too “woke”
These creatures attack and their venom’s no joke
The LGBTQ folks, their allies and friends
On you, dear St. Patrick, their future depends

#Politics #StPatricksDay ☘️ #CoSoPoetry