@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine sounds like a cover assignment for something that needs access to all sorts of stuff.

A 10-ish minute summary of Zelenskyy's recent 1.5hr presser, worth it to catch up if needed. Still tl/dr: Zelenskyy is confident, CNN had the unmitigated gall to ask when #Ukraine is surrendering*, and please, please write your representatives and the White House to say, remove the targeting restrictions. They only prolong the death and suffering. Putin is a paper tiger.
*Better man than I he didn't have them defenestrated
https://youtu.be/bbTt-54ZsXk

@danialexis

@bfgreen Nice. Cool that it screens wind. Have seen a similar (less elegant) thing made of a license plate, which of course is a horrible, poisonous thing to set on fire. This is better.

@TheAbbotTrithemius @Bix
Wait though if you have expired cheese in your refrigerator I think you should review your priorities and lifestyle decisions.

@danialexis Hilarious.
In all seriousness library fines should not be. Calculate the cost of administering fines (and aggravating patrons), compare to the cost of replacing missing items. Fines end. I have data.

@sfleetucker I may have avoided it so far.

@MLClark many people say it's the greatest bridge, no one could build it but me

@MLClark So many to choose from I can't decide! Society writ large struggles with authority fallacy, falling for any argument that makes it onto the Internet, as if that's any achievement, or is uttered by a face on TV. Old problem made worse by the ease of distribution. So says me; must be true.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies

Sugar ants and fruit flies coming for the coffee grounds. While I'm still making coffee.
Small friends, caffeine will stunt your growth.
GO OUTSIDE. Outside is a buffet.

@Koore that's not weird. I've seen weird. I've _been_ weird. This needs a new word.

@LiberalLibrarian kids you may think you're invincible, we've all been there, but don't mix meth and PCP.

@kay_dub @Saorsa IMO microfiche and microfilm are still excellent technology. Compare to cost of digital preservation. The readers could use updates.

@Beanc I think they'll be safe on a low counter

@Beanc wow. The time, effort...because someone thought _this_. Giraffe ET needs to live.
Okay. Well done.

@AkomoCombine I linked to this video, Jeff Jackson explains TV is still where it's at and it costs $10M a pop. Lmk if that link doesn't work I'm trying to learn.
https://counter.social/@b4cks4w/113006873948843499

@Dane apologies to anyone who (mistakenly) likes their popcorn ceiling.

@Route10 yep yep.

@Dane Have removed a lot of popcorn ceiling. Likely die of popcorn ceiling cancer.

Someone woke up one day and was like, I know we'll spray this texture crap on the ceiling it definitely won't attract dust and be impossible to clean. Which is why there are actually 9 levels of Hell.

Going to jail for #food_crimes bbl
Olives, smoked garlic, anchovies, black pepper (pasta eventually)