Ran out of space, here's the URL. Mind you it's .ru so wear protection:
https://visitkamchatka.ru/en/information/

Kamchatka's tourist portal --wait, let that settle in. They have a _tourist_ portal.

It's kinda fun! "Stay Safe: Basic Rules" and "Encountering a Bear: Safety Rules" are the top 2 entries.

FAQ: How many volcanoes?: "...about 30 active and over 160 extinct volcanoes in Kamchatka. But no one could tell the exact number because Kamchatka is called 'the land of volcanoes' for a reason."

"...makes sense to add helicopter evacuation and search-and-rescue to your insurance package"
Fun! Let's go!

@ps9714 wups. There are about 300k people there who need to gtfo pronto

Would that even get someone buzzed?

Sunburned, mosquito-bitten, dug-up-a-dozen-budweiser-tall-boys-from-the-70s how's your day going?

@Lulz4l1f3 maybe on your planet, not on my planet

@th3j35t3r no.

Seriously just drink everclear instead.

--WPA Federal Art Project, [1936 or 1937]

@mcfate @tyghebright @SECRET_ASIAN_MAN
2nd time in duck fat if you're lucky

@mcfate @BLuOXide Sales fell off a cliff. Ford owns that market.
Q1 "Ram: Down 26%"

https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/chrysler/2024/04/03/stellantis-us-sales-ram-down/73171861007/

@bfgreen Been looking at the Nomad since you posted about it, looking at the stack of unsearchable paper notebooks. Looking back at the Nomad. Bought.

@sheseala Disturbing. I am disturbed. And vaguely hungry.

@CJLavoie Do you think there's truth in the story that crows coined the word, "hawk"? It fits and I like it.

@process Now make a corset.
The Liz Truss [TM]
Nah, I'll give that one away for free.

@AverageCitizen @SuperDuke
Shortened long long long Google maps URL of interior pics: https://v.gd/Lwis0r

v.gd is an "ethical" url shortener. Check 'em out

@SuperDuke

@BlueStateBabe @MrGoat Bigger hammer

Allegory of the broken shovel. Still works fine.

#shovel

@BlueStateBabe @MrGoat sounds like the USB port doesn't have enough power. I would get a powered USB hub (cheap), plug the scanner into it rather than the PC. Also for extra optional bonus points update the USB driver