@process @corlin @p3R1n01D @damselfly59 pkill potatoPuns

@thecaricaturist a little extra lack of effort and it could have been "gerundhogs", which as everyone knows forecast weather while rooting and nibbling through the muddy ground, delighting in the sensation of soil, and chewing on twigs and branches.

@Geekgirlforever Well you see, it's *squints* "Air Water", which is uhm, very rare.
Maybe the proceeds from fleecing the rich idiots will go to something worthwhile. Going to hold on to that hope.

@ecksmc Database of wealthy folks; I don't see a problem.
Was that cold? That felt cold.
#brrr #eatTheRich

@ianthealy Thanks for notifying the authorities -- always a tough call.

@janallmac @Mandypar
Step 1. Ignore your passenger, especially if they are a teenage boy
Step 2. Ignore your mobile distraction unit

“Among the teens who said they were distracted by something inside the vehicle before they crashed, 71 percent of males and 47 percent of females said they were distracted directly by the actions of their passengers,” says Dr. Allison E. Curry, lead author of the CHOP study."
https://www.carinsurance.com/Articles/teen-passenger-distraction.aspx

@Qbae Amber Ruffin?

Why are Reuters and AFP quoting TASS? I don't understand.

@mcfate now let's vote to ban the Brevard County School Board. Malpractice, ignorance generally inferior.

@Vikky collective noun is a "stabbity", if I recall correctly

@peeppeepcircus yeah, that's what it was for sure

@Jezibaba oh. oh no. no wrong wait no stop no

Russian media, "fire was quickly localized"
Also Russian media:

Sometimes a refinery in Volgograd just explodes. You know, natural causes.
#ukraine

@sheseala must have seen something that scared it. It'll uncurl after about 30 minutes

@brainwise I truly appreciate the alt text. That can also go _on_ the image. Do you prefer to put it in the message and if so, why?
#accessibility

@Beanc oh yeah, caught them in Milwaukee back in '98 or 9. Pretty good neo post industrial trance acid metal band. Too bad about the drummer.

@LiberalLibrarian 4 Chan still a thing huh

The Taylor Swift is a Pentagon asset rumor is obviously stupid.
The truth is in plain sight. Can you see it now? #swift