Dog: BEGS for a pumpkin seed
(give him a pumpkin seed)
Dog: Face turns inside out, spits and acts betrayed
(offer another pumpkin seed)
Dog: accepts it with the same result.

We can do this all day.
#dogs

tug of war with el perro loco and the toy fox's head ripped off. I'm slightly appalled, he's 150% delighted racing around with it, tossing it in the air, shaking it, ripping out the stuffing. 😱
#dogs

Zoom in on his face. What I deal with all day
#dogs

dog knocked my rear right lower molar loose. Please stand by.
#dogs #heMeansWell

ssssshhhhhh dogs are sleeping in

oh but I want to grind coffee....
#dogs #coffee

What do you want dog, hmmm? I can't figure it out.
#dogs

So I'm walking the dog in town and we wait at crosswalks for cars to go past. Confuses like half the drivers and some get irate because I don't know why, don't care. I want the dog to always wait to cross a street, especially around cars. Period. Btw same for kids. 🤷
#dogs #cars

whoooo trying to help the dog understand the concept of "shadow".
Walls will need paint before we're done.
#dogs

Rope toy is no longer everything.
Nylabone is everything.
#dogs

P.s. I will refrain from listing all the insane autocarrot suggestions for nylabone to protect the innocent and delicate minds of CoSo.

Rope toy is _everything_

#dogs

So the dog started the day with a truly impressive feat of energetic gymnastics that upended my fresh new FIRST cup of coffee all over the wall, table, rug, etc. So I put him outside. Now:
#dogs

Paid good money to have those pipes buried pup.
#dogs #digging

The fall foliage is getting good so I tried to capture an image.

#dogs #photoBomb #smdh

My yard work assistant believes raking is too late. Leaves should be gathered while they're falling.
#dogs #lunatics #autumn

Help, my dog is using operant conditioning techniques on me.

And they're working.
#dogs

Think my pup might have a greenstick. Much swearing. And pampering. And more swearing.

If so he came by it honestly; his only setting is 11. But damnit.

#dogs #pets

Dogs: We _really_ want to go out

Me: great (spends an hour outside with them playing dog games)

Dogs: (on AC vents panting) WHYYYYYY
#dogs #HOT

Let sleeping dogs lie, right, but I want to make coffee

#coffee #dogs #nap

New-to-me puppy! 😃 🐶
Previous owner apparently woke at 5 a.m. 😪
Plays frisbee! 😃
Too fast to photograph. Will work on it.
#dogs