@Jess

😹

@BillieBun

It’s so stupid!

@Victor

1 Hour Battery
30ft Range
WiFi + Bluetooth

@Fellixe

I’m glad I only have to deal with the same three or four people on a day to day basis at work. I can’t imagine working with random idiots.

@mattlibrarian

“The Board of Supervisors has bestowed upon me the greatest honor anyone fighting censorship and banning could receive by censoring me and my project.” —Kate Lindley

@stueytheround

Ooh fancy!

🐇☮️✌️

@process

DRINK!

@process

GIRLS! 😹

@th3j35t3r

Saw that in Bridget Jones’s Diary last night, although it was a cordless phone, I think?

That movie would have lost 50% of its humor with caller ID. 😹

@kel

I can’t remember if you like pineapple on your pizza or not. 😹

If quantity is not a concern (you can have as many as you’d like), do you prefer pickles…

Name that butt!

@TheComicHunter

ISO 9660! 📀

@TheComicHunter

“Work hates you. Sorry!” 😹

@TheComicHunter

Yup!

@TheComicHunter

Oops! Maybe just unfriend everyone, and if any one person complains, just say that you had to purge your friends list for work. Nothing personal. 😹

@stueytheround @sarcasmsign

Designing rulers is hard. 😹

@sarcasmsign

Exactly! They’re usually longer than 6”. Sometimes a little, sometimes a lot!

@Eulimnadian

I block really fast and preemptively, so I never got a chance to even see the post you’re talking about. But it’s interesting to hear other people describe other’s bad posts with words. 😹