Primark -- Connecting Generations

Every cat owner is required by law to enter into a contract with their cat in which the cat gets infinite love, care, attention, playtime, feeding, goodies, cuddles and is allowed to go on daily biting and scratching rampages, and you as the owner get a lifetime of free 3 AM wakeup calls.

@see_the_sus @Tarnagh
From pastors, where else

Number of child rapes by drag queens -- 0

Number of child rapes by priests -- in the dozens each year (conviction statistics)

Why would anyone expect them to produce GOOD ideas? It's a mystery to me.

@p3R1n01D @Coctaanatis
Thank you 😁

Does the adult Happy Meal come with an adult toy

@Bliss @Coctaanatis
I meant to resemble a xenomorph egg but ok 😆

@Coctaanatis
Made it myself with a bunch of paper towels and glue

(yes, I'm very proud) 😆

Are you getting ready for Easter like I'm getting ready for Easter? 😂

Her: I don't know how I'll be able to pay rent...
Him (unzips pants): I think I know a way.
All other Monopoly players: 👀 👀 👀

@danielbsmith
Well, it's a strategy. I didn't way it was a good strategy lol

To save on a personal trainer go to a gym and incorrectly weight lift in front of gym dudes, then you’ll have your choice out of at least three gym dudes giving you detailed advise on how to lift correctly for free.

@Tarnagh @see_the_sus
None of their own and no exit scanners.
Many manufacturers provide barcodes already printed on their packaging though

It’d like to remind everyone that when barcodes were invented, evangelists believed they were “of the devil” and if you came near one, Satan would crawl up your belly button or, if you’re a woman, up your vagina and impregnate you with the Antichrist, which would force them to face a very difficult choice regarding their pregnancy termination stance, and that is why the Hobby Lobby has no barcodes or exit scanners to this day.

You develop an instant global consciousness... an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it.

From out there on the Moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, "Look at that, you son of a bitch."

- Edgar D. Mitchell, Apollo 14 astronaut

@Shilohx
Pepitas
My guilty pleasure ☺️

Episode 7 of LOU was such a plodder (again) that I speed-scrolled through most of it to get to the 45-second good part.

Watching two teenage girls play mall rats and go on merry-go-round rides gave me Avatar 2 vibes from when I had to endure 12 hours of Jaques Cousteau Meets The Little Mermaid, Discovery Channel Weekend special, and those wounds haven’t healed yet.

Did you know there are mushrooms that you eat only one and for the rest of your life you are never hungry anymore

@misslovelymess
What did he say

Diane Wynne Jones’ Howl’s Moving Castle was so good I just don’t know how to feel about Miyazaki’s adaptation other then disappointed anymore.
It’s not just that a lot was left out and watered down.
It’s the throwing away of the very core of the book, the mechanism on which the whole plot hinges, that’s seriously irking me now.

Hard to explain. Read it for yourselves.

Hahahahahahahaha Milwaukee Bucks

Hahahahahahaha

Sorry