My god...
Look at all those flags. Fallen Ukrainian warriors who defended their motherland against a fascist invasion.

I wish all the worst to Putin and his russkie stooges.

Every midnight I get the urge to make my life better but it usually wears off in the morning

When Wednesday stares at you motherfuckerly

@sw00p Heroyam Slava ☝️

@sw00p I'm a simple man. I see a "fuck Putin" -- I follow.

@Queasy Sounds like he could co-author a book called The Art Of The Deal to me

The names bond. Names bond.

😆 via (c) @philorphilip

@AmberD1116 I'd be more worried about the NIGHT TICKLER

Got reminded of an old conspiracy from the soviet times: allegedly, dumpster truckfuls of "rich Moldavien black soil" were stolen by the Germans during WWII and taken to Germany, which accounts for their abundant agriculture turnover 😂

Despite how ridiculous it is, it's a prominent theme among older folks and pops up in conversations regularly to this day.

Judging by the state of roads in Moldova I'd say the Germans stole the asphalt.

@ayankdownunder thanks for the tip. Found it on Amazon but can't seem to find the Kindle version...
I've had negative experience with buying physical books from this site. Twice my orders were lost in the mail. Chinese websites are more reliable than Amazon for overseas shipments, amazingly.

@SassySherry7 ouch 😆

@Nerd50
He wants to stay in power indefinitely. He doesn't give a rat's ass about anything else.
The "let's restore USSR" trope is simply a convenient curtain behind which he is able to hold on tightly to his throne. The public loves it, so he's riding it extensively.
Make no mistake, this man isn't Hitler, he's worse - his ideas revolve exclusively around his own wealth and security. For that he's willing to kill millions.

As predicted, Putin’s ceasefire ended before it could even begin. Air raid sirens pop all across Ukraine as Russian missile-carrying tactical aviation takes wing from airfields in Belarus

I fully endorse

My car broke so I’m riding in a taxi getting the full “why we, fellow car owners, loathe taxi drivers” experience.
This guy be like “Lanes? What are lanes?”
Geezus Christ I’m shocked we haven’t been hit by anyone yet

A wise rabbi once advised me “Be yourself. Unless you’re a shithead. Then be someone else.”

This reminded me when I wished upon a star that all shitheads may die and got scared that I may die too.

“Sometimes you have to run as hard as you can just to stay in one place.”

— Lewis Carroll, with a sigh, stepping off the bathroom scale

@ayankdownunder I can’t wrap my head around how this specific mental disorder actually works but it evidently does, because only recently I’d heard from my dad that “Athens isn’t what it once used to be anymore”. He’s literally lived there for 11 months.