@Tattoomonkey29 Igolf Tweetler 😂

@thedisasterautist oh 🫣

Discovery of the day:

Star Trek correctly predicts the European Union with its capital in Brussels in The Next Generation, S3:E8

😲

If you’re tired to speak, come sit next to me because I, too, am fluent in silence

@Maude Wow. I seriously had no idea. I thought it was Joe’s song from the start 🤯

@Maude Tom Jones?
Why did I spend my whole life thinking it was Joe Cocker 🤔

@TubunMuzuru @Charles_Hawtrey This ceasefire BS is just a bunch of hot air. No one is going to stop anything.
It’s a stunt devised by his advisers to make him look good before the “orthodox Christmas”. Nothing else.
They did a “live TV session” today with some children. It’s the “Good Grampa Lenin” all over again.

@Still_Angry_Gardener Mmm yes tacos 🤤

Darn.
It’s 20 minutes to midnight over here and I just realised I haven’t really eaten today, so now I sit here and dream of a fat, long, smelly German bratwurst in a small round rye bun.
Damn damn damn.

@ayankdownunder I see you have nothing to complain about in regards to your childhood 😈

@Charles_Hawtrey He must be eliminated.
The moment that happens, Ukraine and everyone else will be left in peace. Local tsars and barons are going to go at each other’s throats in a struggle for power.
And it can’t happen too soon.
Because hundreds are dying and thousands are suffering right now, all because of that senile bastard and his death grip on his throne.

Putin ordered a ceasefire today.
Note the language he used though: “along the frontlines in Ukraine”.
Thusly Putin has negated his own laws according to which all Ukrainian regions where battles are taking place have been “accepted within the Russian Federation”.
The said law lays out very strict provisions for anyone who “disputes the territorial integrity of the Russian Federation”.
Some accused received up to 7 years imprisonment for similar public statements.

No one is suing Putler though

@Jezibaba Seems an important job, he must have been that pizza enterprise’s number one worker

@TrueBloodNet Oh, I get it now.
Yes, by all means.

* — conscription

@TrueBloodNet How? Donetsk is under complete Russian control

Ukrainian sources say Russian armed forces plan to blow up a few churches in occupied Donetsk and use fragments of HIMARS rockets brought from elsewhere to film propagandist TV reports and stoke further hatred among Russian audiences to justify a new wave of constructions to the front.

The staged bombings will be carried out on the so called “Orthodox Christmas” on Jan 7 to further the image of Ukraine as some kind of “demonic” or even “satanic” formation that’s at war with Christianity.