Development on the story: Latvia fines TV Rain with a EUR 10,000 penalty, warns they'll send them all back to Russia.

Refuted by Dnipro Mayor's Office, they said it was planned maintenance, not an explosion from a missile strike.

@Uniquitous Best reading I got all week!

BREAKING: The EU proposes penalizing companies 5% of their worldwide turnover and individuals 5 years in prison for violating Russia sanctions

That'll learn 'em.

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To give Russia a taste of their own medicine, citizens of Prague offer to cut off electricity and water supply to the Russian Embassy in Czech Republic 😆

Putin's New Year Address is going to look like something like this:

- It was a difficult year, AGAIN.
- You lot must endure a little more.
- Russia has a special path among nations.
- Nazis and Banderovites everywhere!
- Did you hear about Europe? Full of gays.
- Our rockets are the best rockets.
- You all must come together and back me, or else Anglo-Saxons will take over our lands.
- We are stronger than ever.
- Hard times are coming but memory of heroes helps!
- Russia Uber Alles! Hooray!

Last Christmas in Kyiv.
I was there.

@EboneezerGoode It is, which makes it funnier 😆

Co-worker comes running in:
"It's raining ice out there!"

"Hold out your whisky tumblers", says I.

It's Friday, ain't it? 😎

The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed

@Pat_Walrond I have a co-worker named Leo and we all decided it was his Mom getting him up for work LMAO

@ceorl I left my asshole persona on Twitter lol

Caption this 😂

@ceorl Got it right in two tries! lol

#RussiaIsAFascistState

@ceorl How do I go back and put the spoiler screen on it? Or do I have to delete and republish again?

@ceorl Ooh, darn, I forgot. Thanks for the heads up! Luckily this photo doesn't contain any gruesome details