Putin's New Year Address is going to look like something like this:

- It was a difficult year, AGAIN.
- You lot must endure a little more.
- Russia has a special path among nations.
- Nazis and Banderovites everywhere!
- Did you hear about Europe? Full of gays.
- Our rockets are the best rockets.
- You all must come together and back me, or else Anglo-Saxons will take over our lands.
- We are stronger than ever.
- Hard times are coming but memory of heroes helps!
- Russia Uber Alles! Hooray!