"Incensed by CNBC’s graph tracking his stock’s dizzying descent, Trump uncapped a black Sharpie and started defacing the TV screen in a desperate attempt to halt the slide."

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/desperate-trump-tries-to-fix-plunging

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Ham: pig drumstick

**All is** @[email protected] · Apr 02, 2024, 00:42

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Is it possible to be so over-leveraged that one should be described as cantilevered?

**All is** @[email protected] · Apr 02, 2024, 00:04

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That was NOT a Foul 🤬

**All is** · Mar 28, 2024, 23:42

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**Faustus** @[email protected] · Mar 28, 2024, 23:42

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@99reasons4truth 📣 accepted
...I will donate another 50$ if 30 people will favorite this post...

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**Ninety Nine 🏴‍☠️** @[email protected] · Mar 28, 2024, 23:32

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Ninety Nine 🏴‍☠️ @[email protected]

🚨 PSA:

I will donate another $25.00 if I can get 25 people to favorite this post.

Yes, all you have to do is favorite this post 😃

And boost it lol

**All is** · Mar 30, 2024, 19:09

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**🔸C🔸E🔸B🔸** @[email protected] · Mar 30, 2024, 19:09

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Tulips!

#colors #tulips #flowers

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**All is** @[email protected] · Mar 30, 2024, 17:02

**All is** @[email protected] · Mar 30, 2024, 17:02

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Today's Pet Peeve (a thankfully sporadic series)

Calvary ≠ Cavalry

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**TROUBLE SPAWN** @[email protected] · Mar 30, 2024, 10:56

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@peemee

Scientists definitively confirmed today that anteaters are incapable of contracting coronavirus.

Apparently they’re filled with anty bodies.

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**J.D. Fisch 🤙🏼** @[email protected] · Mar 13, 2024, 13:22

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J.D. Fisch 🤙🏼 @[email protected]

I can get behind this! 👇

#GenX

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**DDGlover** @[email protected] · Mar 29, 2024, 22:16

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DDGlover @[email protected]

When my eldest son was a high school senior I told his friends that they were not to have any more of my oatmeal chocolate chip cookies until I saw at least one completed college application.

There were some that hadn’t planned to go because no one in their families had.

They all graduated from college and have successful careers.

These are good cookies. 😎