@stueytheround
It reminds me of the time I looked up running tips, and one of the tips was to first lose weight. 🤯

If I could just magically lose weight, I wouldn't be running in the first place!

This is not a call for advice. I REPEAT: This is not a call for advice. I just need to vent.

My doctor's office called. My blood work is good, but they recommend that I exercise and try eating fewer carbs.

To which I say: 🖕 🖕

I'm a gluten-free vegan who already exercises. Like, how many fewer things do you want me to eat, motherfucker? Because I've known a few fruitarians, and they were not happy people.

The FOMO is real regarding the auroras. It's been cloudy here each night they were supposed to be visible. Maybe next time. 🤷‍♀️

@process
That's a beautiful version.

Her home is fine and she has power. Double phew! ❤️

@disk4mat
Too cloudy here as well.

The trifecta! Louis is a little on-brand here.

#CatsOfCoSo

@th3j35t3r
I stopped breathing. 😬

@Novels56
Happy birthday! 🎂

@Kurtroedeger
Awkward JJ sighting!

#DogsOfCoSo

@misterfive
Thanks. Just heard from her, she’s good.

Heard from my sister. They’re okay, but she says she legit thought they were going to die. No details on the damage yet. I’m just happy she’s okay. Phew!

#milton

@misterfive
Same, it will be a while. I heard from my sister last night, but her area still has strong winds right now.

@Idissent
Fingers crossed for you and yours. 🤞 🤞

@R3dH00d
Happy birthday! 🎂

Hubbard squash and lentil chili.

#vegan

My sister texted the family that she, the dog, and her husband are safe and all settle in..... But she didn't say where.

I love her, but JFC.

@ChrisPierson
But they get bonus points for the Happy Death Day mask. 👍 👍

@Museek
I was watching a live stream from a Florida news station. They were handed a note about this guy because the YouTube chat kept talking about him. The anchors were so confused. And it turned out to be incorrect info about him evacuating.

These anchors and meteorologists are working around the clock to keep people informed about the storm. They shouldn't have to parse out crazy internet shit too.

@AskTheDevil
I read a pro-trumpy bio. Learn from my mistake.