From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord enjoys a peaceful Christmas Eve. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

PROTIP: If you're ever A Christmas Carol'd, make sure to bring a notepad and casually ask the Ghost of Christmas Future who wins the next dozen or so Super Bowls.

From 2020. Another comic inspired by brutally cold weather. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

From 2017. This one seems worth re-upping in light of all the horrendously cold weather. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

Given Tim Allen's political views, I'm shocked that "The Santa Claus 4: The War on Christmas" never materialized.

Not to brag, but I was feeling unfunny, unlikable, and wholly inadequate on the bird app long before the public view count feature was added.

My latest comic! Wherein Jenkins questions the methods of an iconic holiday villain.

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From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord struggles to contain his holiday cheer.

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Me discovering that paint is falling off the hood of my car mere months after having another area of the vehicle repainted due to that very same issue.

And here I thought Twitter had already found enough ways to destroy my self-esteem.
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From 2018. I thought this contained a solid pun, but since no one I sent it to got the joke, I opted to explicitly spell it out.

I hope to one day be as dedicated to anything as every person over the age of 80 is to materializing at McDonald’s at the stroke of 5:00 AM.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord sets the record straight. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

I don’t wanna say I’m bad at communicating with my employer, but I’m unclear on whether I’m currently on winter break, about to be on winter break, or will ever be on winter break.

If the Ghost of Christmas Past takes me back to the year I got Bubsy 3D instead of Crash Bandicoot, would that not be a justification for my lack of humanity instead of a repudiation of it?

I recently discovered that a friend of mine is lukewarm on The Wire, which seems like a suitable excuse to re-up this one.

(Incidentally, this comic is 1% joke, 99% my actual thoughts on The Wire.)

I need to take a mental health decade.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord and Sock revisit Christmases past. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

From 2016. This character was meant to parody the extreme right, but by the standards of the current GOP base, he's fairly subdued.

I’m not so much having a “mental health day” as a “completely bereft of mental health” day.