On the plus side, the implosion of Twitter has provided me with an opportunity to branch out and have my creative efforts ignored on other platforms.

Wherein Cord dons his most festive holiday attire. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

When I filled out an application for the Post beta, I noted that I drew a comic strip, but I think they may have taken that to mean "a comic strip with an audience."

I had hoped that being able to breathe through my nose yesterday was a sign that my allergies were on holiday break.

From 2016. This was the introduction of Trouser McSoils - a character whose entire bit was pooping in expensive pants and subsequently refusing to pay for them.

In other words, the most complex, layered character I’ve ever created.

From last year. Wherein Cord contends with anxiety. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

A therapist once told me that my fight-or-flight response is perpetually activated, but if this were true, would it not make me Superman?

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord mulls international travel. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

I don't wanna say I'm a trendsetter, but I was a COVID hermit long before COVID.

It's now impossible to post links to Mastodon or CounterSocial profiles in tweets.

So in addition to decimating the platform through which countless users have formed lasting friendships, Musk is making it as cumbersome as possible for Twitter friends to reconnect on other platforms.

Awesome.

New comic! Wherein Sock reflects on an unfortunate truth. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

From exactly 10 years ago. Wherein Cord branches out into cyber crime. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

If I could have any superpower, I'd choose the ability to regain any semblance of productivity after falling down a Wikipedia rabbit hole during work hours.

From early last year. Prior to this strip, Jenkins didn't really have a personality (and maybe it should have stayed that way). #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

Incidentally, the revelation that Duckman is, in fact, the character's LAST name should have been the biggest story of 1997.

The revelation that Beavis is, in fact, the character's LAST name should have been the biggest story of 2022.

I just finished my entire work quota for the day in under three hours! Time to cut loose!

*proceeds to spend entire day trying in vain to determine if black dot on TV screen is dead pixel, dead subpixel, or dead insect*

New comic! Wherein Jenkins reveals the secret to beating stage fright. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Sock contends with buyer's remorse.

(If not for the inclusion of the word "shit," this would be the least offensive comic I've drawn in at least a decade.) #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

Pretty strange that I have a job that involves a ton of writing, considering I used the phrases "minus well," "end's meat," and "all intensive purposes" right up until my early 20s.