Easily my 987th best poop joke of 2022.

Another one of my favorites from 2022. References to shows that I've never seen an entire episode of account for roughly 80% of my punchlines.

I've drawn 300+ comics in 2022, and with the year coming to an end, I'm going to start re-upping some of my favorites... or a bunch of random ones that I'll claim are my favorites.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord indulges in retail therapy (and public indecency). #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Sock receives the greatest gift of all. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

Not to brag, but I got a full two hours into my workday before falling down a hopelessly deep Wikipedia rabbit hole.

Currently questioning whether I want to ruin my entire day by calling a certain car company's customer support line or ruin my entire day by simply being me.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord self-diagnoses. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

I don't wanna say I'm easily upset, but the episode of existential self-doubt I'm currently experiencing was triggered by my inability to draw a decent recliner.

From last year. Wherein Cord supports small business. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

New comic! Wherein Cord contends with subpar customer service. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord and Jenkins post-game Christmas. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

I don't wanna say that I suck at talking to people, but I just spent half an hour rehearsing what I was going to say to a customer service representative... and then opted not to call.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord and Sock relax with a holiday classic. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

Amazing how the early '00s were allowed to end without the creation of a prank show hosted by the Crypt Keeper entitled "Fails from the Crypt."

I don't wanna say that I have bad time-management, but I just spent 20 minutes coming up with this joke.

Shoutout to everyone working on Christmas - especially my allergies!

*blows nose for 27,000th time in the last hour*

My latest comic! Wherein Cord prepares for a magical Christmas. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

Just typed "Christmas = PISSmas?" into my Word doc of possible comic ideas, thereby fulfilling my creativity quota for the day.

When I was in high school, I worked at a video game store, where I began the time-honored holiday tradition of staring at the cover art for the game based on the Jim Carrey Grinch movie and muttering, "What the fuck...?"