@DadeMurphy I was alive (albeit barely) when it first aired, but I actually watched it in syndication in the early to mid-'90s.

I became old the moment I got triggered by a tweet positing that ALF is no longer culturally relevant.

@danialexis I think I was going for a parody of boomer humor, but maybe that's just me making excuses.

Daylight saving or hardly working?

How ‘bout Daylight Saving Me the Trouble of Adjusting My Damn Clocks Time?

My existence summed up in a single quote.

@LlamaMountainStudioArts Thanks! Much appreciated!

Wherein Cord self-assesses.

I thought someone might be a bot, but then they said they weren’t, so imagine my embarrassment.

Me: *increases creative output*

Social media: *increases apathy*

@LlamaMountainStudioArts Yep, but it’s important to note that it’s meant to be a repudiation, not a glorification.

New comic! Wherein Sock strikes out.

Life got so much easier when I accepted that good things don't happen, most people are awful, and happiness is an illusion, except it didn't.

@danialexis Did you at least watch the RiffTrax version?

@sfleetucker LOL! Took me a moment to fully appreciate that.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins lucks out.

Crime AND punishment? In THIS economy?!

@AskTheDevil LOL! Excellent point.

@gemswinc That's true, but the problem has gotten significantly worse since you-know-who took over. I think the goal is to encourage people to become paid users.

New comic! Wherein Cord recounts his upbringing.