If you have even the vaguest recollection of why you visited Wikipedia in the first place, does it even count as a rabbit hole?

"Beware the ids of March!"
- A psychoanalyst, probably

Anyone trying to get into an exclusive club tonight better have the IDs of March.

@ACG2 Much appreciated! Thank you!

@LnzyHou I have a couple of air purifiers that use HEPA filters, and I don’t think they’ve made any real difference so far. I’m glad you’ve had success with them, though.

Took an allergy pill before going to sleep but have been sniffing and sneezing since waking up.

Well-ided, March.

New comic! Wherein Cord must beware.

I don't often beware ides, but when I do, they're of March.

If you unfollow me and think I won't respond in kind because there's a slim chance your unfollow was the result of a site error, you are 100% correct and deserving of commendation.

Your Venus, your fire, AND your desire? In THIS economy?!

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock celebrate Pi Day.

Really hoping that the universe likes me more than it did yesterday.

New comic! Wherein Cord is on top of things.

The Boy AND the Heron? In THIS economy?!

It might be nice to move and give up on myself in a whole new state.

@sfleetucker LOL!

Stephen King should purchase a car dealership for the sole purpose of being able to call it Salem's Lot.

"I've got a bad case of the grays."
- A dog who's fallen on hard times

New comic! Wherein Cord comes down with a case of the Mondays.

@DadeMurphy @MarcoJustMarco I love '80s music despite being born in '84 and having no memories before '88.