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Unless you're a large account, posting something on Twitter has become the digital equivalent of throwing a bottled message into the Pacific Ocean.

A 5:00 a.m. grief attack facilitates a 5:00 a.m. bathroom cleaning. That's just common sense.

The Twitter algorithm's like, "Bro, you can tweet for eternity, but no way will I allow more than two of those tweets to be seen."

If I'm not mistaken, lemon laws exist to prohibit people from telling you what to do when life gives you lemons.

Twitter is living proof that the best social platforms are the ones where you have to re-post everything at least three times before it even has a chance of being seen.

Can life just go straight to giving me the fucking lemonade?

Getting pretty tired of using unsuccessful creative endeavors to distract myself from grief.

Fortunately, given how long ago Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind came out, that tech *has* to exist by now.

Obsessively cleaned my apartment but am now too tired to clean myself.

Wasn’t this a Twilight Zone twist ending and/or Aesop fable?

Me: No one sees my posts!

Also me: *posts stuff at 4:42 a.m. on a Saturday*

@danialexis LOL! I write what I know (which is literally nothing).

More like “HEAP (of hot fucking garbage) year,” am I right?

“Someone funnier probably beat me to this.”
- Me coming up with a solid idea for a joke or comic

Yesterday started out at 75 degrees, then dropped into the 40s (which was accompanied by thunderstorms and tornado warnings), then dropped into the 20s (which was accompanied by snow).

Unclear on what caused the weather to sync up with my mental state, but I apologize.

@danialexis So sorry to hear you’re dealing with this again.

To avoid feeling old, I'm going to mute every social media account that documents the original air dates of classic Simspons episodes.

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