Honestly at this point I'm rooting for the asteroids.

I had eggnog for breakfast come at me

Today seems like a good day to just go chill in a barrel and deride people that walk by idk

And there it is.

Just because I liked your post doesn't mean I read it.

Bully people and eat Tide pods.

When I see the first Christmas decoration of the year.

Anyone else ever get the sudden urge to light something on fire? I wanna burn something down. Like an orphanage, or a Chick-fil-A

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Deviled eggs.

Good morning

I'm still pissed about the Library at Alexandria. Just thinking about it got me all mad.

Societal collapse is imminent and I'm just over here thinking about whoever the first person to make nachos was and what inspired them.

I'm an idiot and even I can see how stupid everything is how do you guys deal

My hand smells bad and I'm gonna make it everyone else's problem.

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This is not the future I imagined growing up it's actually dumb as hell

Sometimes I like to wrap my hand around her entire head just to show her that I can.

#caturday

"Your father and I had a long talk and we decided it would be for the best if you quit being who you are and doing the things you love."