I'm an idiot and even I can see how stupid everything is how do you guys deal
@MrsDanaD oh no I promise I'm dumb, trust me. I once tried to make Jello and failed.
@Tail
Be grateful for small blessings…
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@MrsDanaD lessons were learned, and that's the important thing
@Tail @MrsDanaD If it makes you feel any better, I made a 4x batch of jelly slice ( https://www.recipes.com.au/recipe/best-ever-jelly-slice ), but mistook the teaspoon for tablespoon when adding gelatine ... and I'm pretty sure I used to a 'stronger' type. You had to fight to chew them 😂 It was like trying to eat ballistics gel.
@LazMorgenstern lmao that's exactly what I called mine, ballistic gelatin. All you gotta do is boil water, mix it, out it in the fridge. I didn't want to take the time to boil water so I just used hot water from the tap. Then I didn't want to wait for it to slowly cool in the fridge so I put it in the freezer.
What I pulled out literally couldn't be stabbed through with a steak knife
@Tail put it behind glass labeled
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
CAN BE USED AS
FOOD RATION
BLOCKING DOOR/WINDOW INGRESS
SLEEPING PILLOW
BODY ARMOUR
VEHICLE WHEEL CHOCK
😂
@LazMorgenstern lmao it could NOT be used as a food ration, completely unable to chew it. Better suited as a kind of self-defense weapon. Who knew gelatin was so versatile.
@Tail Humans are all first working drafts, juuuust functional enough to keep our gene pool going. So instead of grieving how imperfect shit is (and it is! we live in a stupid timeline), just think how amazing it is that we got this far at all. 🙃 Go team barely functional!
@MLClark We've come quite a long ways considering just how many people seem dead set on holding humanity back. I'll call that a net win.
@Tail
1 thing at a time:
You’re not an idiot.
Too much is stupid.
People deal because that’s life.
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