Tail
Dogs whisper their secrets to me, and I keep each and every one of them.
Joined May 2021
Shit, I forgot there was cheese in my pocket.
"Packers at Chiefs, trending with #ivermectin"
NOW MR ROGERS IS TRENDING
Great now Bert and Ernie are trending.
J's been awfully quiet today.. π€
My spirit animal comes with a pretzel bun.
I bought and tried out this no-name brand computer mouse and I think it came with something funky. Downloading the drivers were really sketchy and now my resources are being gobbled up.
Time to reformat. Yay.
Tail
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At long last, husbands now have an answer for dinner out...
How much would you pay for a single piece of gum that never lost its flavor.
πΆ I am immortal~
I have inside me blood of kings~!
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Okay, Big Bird isn't a Senator, though. This was hot muppet-on-muppet action.
Anyone know what this is?
Intel(R) System User Report
C:\Program Files\Intel\SUR\QUEENCREEK
Bing filters out piracy search results. Google doesn't.π€
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Hey has anyone heard from @RetiredLEexec lately or know him IRL? last I saw was a post about making it through radiation treatment.
He were on my mind todayβand wanted to see if anyone else had talked too him.
If you don't have Java Chip Oreos in your freezer you fuckin' up.
Back down to one monitor and wtf is this pleb bullshit. Imagine never having to alt-tab ever again.
Tail
Dogs whisper their secrets to me, and I keep each and every one of them.
Joined May 2021