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Dogs whisper their secrets to me, and I keep each and every one of them.
Joined May 2021
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^^^ That's a fact. Here's Westboro Baptist Church Shirley Phelps talking with Jake 'Topiary' Davis in that very interview. I've cued it up for you just before Jake tells her it wasn't them, but that it was in fact, me. Live on air. She then threatens to 'kiss me'.
/nosanitize
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How To Go Back To School With 70K In Student Loans For Worthless Credits From A School That No Longer Exists
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ProTip: the proper way to eat sushi is to use your fingers.
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Sorry, but defending people who do wrong solely because a "D" or an "R" following their name is how we got into this mess.
My left butt cheek is way stronger and more defined than my right butt cheek but I love them both equally.
Seeing a lot of patterns of this kind of behavior from wealthy/powerful people. I'm so shocked.🙄
Damn them all.
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In the end, just three things matter:
How well we have lived
How well we have loved
How well we have learned to let go
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My mom thinks I'm a problem child but like, I've never had to be duct taped on a flight.
I've got really bad gas today and all my farts sound like they're disappointed in me.
Totally just remembered this because it failed but my friends and I back in college set out to launch our own social media platform. Came close to launching too but when it came down to it none of us had the skill sets or attention spans to manage it.
It would've sucked and failed if it did launch anyway, which is what I kept saying.(nobody appreciated this)
Had such a good day, then I laid down to sleep all snug and cozy and confident knowing I did what needed doing today.
Then right before I go to bed I realize I fucked up a bunch of stuff and mailed the wrong court things to the wrong court places and now trying to sleep is just pointless.
I'm absolutely horrible with paperwork, god damn
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Dogs whisper their secrets to me, and I keep each and every one of them.
Joined May 2021