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Dogs whisper their secrets to me, and I keep each and every one of them.
Joined May 2021
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I hate having to use FB Marketplace to sell stuff.
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Gilmore Girls is 20 years old, in case you were feeling young and spry. I've seen Gilmore Girls 4 times in its entirety, but I've never even watched it once.
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Probably the funniest things that's ever happened to me was when I was at a friend's house and I went to take a piss, his cat followed me in 'cause the litterbox was next to the toilet.
So I'm goin', the cat's goin', all of a sudden I sneeze, wiener slips out of my hand and I pissed all over everything, even the cat.
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My next post is gonna be my 1000th, better make it a good one.
Long days and pleasant nights to those who seed their torrents only.
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I would like to add that a chronic complainer sees: A glass that is slightly chipped holding water that isn't cold enough, probably because it's tap water even though I asked for bottled, and wait, there's a smudge on the rim, too, which means the glass wasn't cleaned properly and now I'll probably end up with some kind of virus. Why do these things always happen to me?
I applied for a job at a place a couple weeks ago, I called and left a follow-up voicemail about it and put their number in my phone so I'd know if they called me back.
Just saw I had a missed call from them, I got so excited and I called back right away.
Turns out the guy accidentally pushed the Call Back button but "he'll get back to me".😶 🙃
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Arrogance makes you blind to the fact that things that you think make you great will not make you great.
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"When confidence turns into arrogance it leads to a hidden complacency that makes change impossible. Wait too long and the punishment comes in a swift and brutal form." ⚽
"Impeach Biden" trending on Twatter.🙄
Having a like/favorite button is so weird. It's like the word 'love', it's meaning is so contextual. Not clicking it is almost passive aggressive.
It's become so rote, you either like and reply or reply and like.
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Federal minimum wage:
2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25
Combined wealth of U.S. billionaires:
March 2020: $2,900,000,000,000
July 2021: $4,700,000,000,000
I wish I was good enough at one thing to make money from it instead of being mediocre at everything.
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Dogs whisper their secrets to me, and I keep each and every one of them.
Joined May 2021