The moose whisperer.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1378547299802996736

My favorite line of anything ever. Especially with no context whatsoever.

@WhoopassGirl And here I am with a bunch of crappy candy that I bought by accident and no kids to give them to.

@Beanc I'm too north for Tim Horton's. :(

@lilyunsub ohh, yeah I remember hearing that. Honestly surprised to hear it's not legal there. A damn shame

@lilyunsub that's not too bad at all. Sounds like a really nice place to live, I'm super jealous.

@lilyunsub oh wow. That's so weird, I'm in Alaska so I'm used to being like 3 or 4 hours behind everyone else.

I walked around Wellington a bit via the street view on Google maps and it looked really nice. How easy is it to travel between the islands?

@lilyunsub almost 2am and I'm already thinking about dinner. Guh.😖

is Aukland the capital? I was planning on moving to Wellington before things went south.

@lilyunsub sheeeit now I'm hungry. I want a burger BAD.

Ooh, do you guys have Dairy Queen? Their food is okay but Blizzards, man. Blizzards.

@lilyunsub Burger King, at least here, is surprisingly good. Not good quality per se, but good

But yeah I guess you pretty much have them all now. I've never heard of those last two but they sound good for some reason.

@lilyunsub my condolences. Always wanted to go to NZ, what kind of fast food etc do you have down there?

@lilyunsub big oof. I'm sorry you guys have them now. I'd have thought you guys already had Taco Bell down there. Tbh it's never made me sick. Chipotle on the other hand gave me the worst busy pants of my life.🤮 A lot of our fast food places are just terrible. Taco Bell, incidentally, is the healthiest of them all.

@Museek I believe in you.🙏

Crossposting.
https://twitter.com/hushed_puppy/status/1454347322142302210

@stueytheround Oh wow! I wouldn't bet on that happening twice. I figured since it happened with socks twice in a row that it was a hygienic thing. Either way a win is a win.

@stueytheround

@stueytheround Twice I've ordered socks on Amazon and didn't like them so I went to return them. I didn't put them on or anything, just didn't like the material, so I go to return it. It says not to bother returning the item and that they're gonna process the refund anyway. Two packages of socks for free.

Socks are literally free on Amazon.

@stueytheround @MovieNights Shame nobody voted for Human Centipede