@gshevlin "good thing I rembered to tell that dude to build a boat and then capture two of every living thing."

Seeing a lot of patterns of this kind of behavior from wealthy/powerful people. I'm so shocked.🙄

Damn them all.

@gshevlin God gives His most tedious plagues to His most obnoxious soldiers.

@gshevlin he hates us and wants us to die but he's tryina make it look incidental.

@Qbae I can hear their little kitty pitter patters across a hardwood floor.

Music to my ears.

@luxsit I don't wanna take my shoes off, I don't want to put a mask on, blah blah blah. Spoiled and entitled.

@White_Rabbit Ah I see your point. There's lots of important context missing, but it seems to me like a solid case for self-defense. Indeed curious to see how it pans out but I think it'll be okay. Hopefully.

@White_Rabbit @phase I can see Mr "My Dad is worth 2mil" filing a case but I doubt he would win.

The airline is worth much much more than either of them. Sometimes people just absolutely need to be strapped down.

@janallmac That flight attendant that grabbed the beers, opened the emergency door and jumped down the emergency slide is my spirit animal.

@phase What else can you do it the guys grabbing titties. There clearly wasn't a Marshall on the flight and it's not like they've got a brig to throw em in.

I see it more as a few hard-earned days off

@janallmac some of the things that happen on flights, like wtf. I'd almost rather the plane just crash than having to deal with shit like that.

Airline crews gotta be hard as nails.

@XSGeek Like maple syrup😎 👉 👉

@stueytheround I'm trying but I guess my best is an idiot.

@gshevlin Zebra 'boutta find out he's next

My mom thinks I'm a problem child but like, I've never had to be duct taped on a flight.

https://twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1422537706173775875

I've got really bad gas today and all my farts sound like they're disappointed in me.

Totally just remembered this because it failed but my friends and I back in college set out to launch our own social media platform. Came close to launching too but when it came down to it none of us had the skill sets or attention spans to manage it.

It would've sucked and failed if it did launch anyway, which is what I kept saying.(nobody appreciated this)

@luxsit Ty! I've got meds for the sleep, but I hate dealing with court shit.

Shoulda been a lawyer.

@Beanc Saw your post and was about to share the same sentiment.🍻