"without actual cause"

Trump, April 1st: It's not my decision.

Trump, April 13th: I'm the decider!

April fools, everybody!

And we're sold out.

80 pieces, 4 minutes.

I don't know if that's a record, but it's close. Thank you, everyone.

Stonekettle Pen Sale is live on my Etsy store

Cortonas, hybrid slimlines. Keychains with built in emergency whistles. Coffee scoops. Smart device styli

Limited # of high end Victorian fountain pens

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle

Sale goes live in 30 minutes

Mostly lower cost models this week. Cortonas and hybrid slimlines. Keychains with built in emergency whistles. Coffee scoops. Smart device styli.

And a limited number of high end Victorian fountain pens.

Noon Central Time, on my Etsy Store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle

I don't know, but maybe the guy who spent $140,000 on one disappointing night with a porn star shouldn't be giving the national greeting on a religious holiday that involves the phrase "he is risen!"

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There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them." - Jo Walton

I don't know, but maybe electing the guy who spent $140,000 on one disappointing night with a porn star wasn't the best choice if you want a leader who understands what it's like living paycheck to paycheck during a pandemic.

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Wall must have fallen down again

Sunset over the Florida Panhandle last evening.

The Bunker's Chief Security Officer checks the perimeter for intruders. Possible anoles inside the wire.

Pen sale TOMORROW

Mostly lower cost models this week. Cortonas and hybrid slimlines. Keychains with built in emergency whistles. Coffee scoops. Smart device styli.

And a limited number of high end Victorian fountain pens.

Sale is tomorrow 4/12/20 at 12 Noon Central Time, on my Etsy Store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Stonekettle

Sorry your grandma died, Timmy, but don't be sad. Look at all the money rich people are making!

Trump, the Cheerleader of America.

Acting Piece of Shit Thomas Modly has resigned.

You know what that means, right?

Sailors are now allowed to legally beat his ass in any bar in America.

Stephanie Grisham just left the post of White House Press Secretary, a position she held for 9 months.

Nine months.

Never held a press conference.

Now, she's going to be Melania's spokesperson. Can't wait to not hear about the tennis pavilion

Watched the Queen address the United Kingdom about the coronavirus.

Kind of disappointed she never mentioned her ratings though.

The real reason Donald Trump doesn't want to wear a mask is the only one they could find large enough to cover his gaping piehole would be a sheet...

...and he didn't want to be mistaken for his father.

I'm not saying I approve of guillotines.

I'm saying I understand the impulse.

Wait, what?

Capitalism requires GOVERNMENT regulation to prevent business from putting profit over the best interests of the people?

Say it ain't so!