Stonekettle
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Joined Sep 2018
Pandemic Diary, Day 19: Need to run down to the bank for a minute. Be right back.
Pandemic Diary, Day 18: It's important to maintain fitness during quarantine. The Bunker Security Officer leads morning PT, starting with some yoga. Not every resident of the shelter is enthusiastic about exercise however.
The best part about social media is how it allows us to meet new and interesting people and learn about their valuable and informed viewpoints.
The future is amazing.
Tuesday begins in the usual fashion.
With madness and prayers.
Note that I have absolutely no idea what this is about or who got shot, Jubilee, but frankly it makes more sense than Trump's press conferences and, gosh darn it, Imma go with it. Hallelujah!
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Sorry you have to deal with that. Know that the sane people appreciate you.
@Lindy
Monday begins in the usual fashion.
Couple hundred messages similar to this one. AND mass theft of my material.
I think I might need more distance in my social distancing.
I know we're in the middle of "a war" right now, fighting a "silent enemy," but, hey, let's talk about some headlines Jared's maid read while standing in line at the checkout.
"Nero fiddled while Rome burned"
We use this phrase because the self-aggrandizement of a Roman Emperor (who may have started the fire himself as part of an underhanded real estate grab) was so infamous it's still noteworthy 2000 years later.
2000 years from now: "Trump tweeted while the pandemic raged"
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Invoke P!
What Trump shouts at shy Little Don when standing at the urinal?
Invoke P! Invoke P! Invoke Peeeeee aaaaaaaaah <shake shake>
We've reached the "Steiner's assault will bring it under control" stage of the Pandemic.
Just government here threatening to seize the means of production.
What was that called again? I forget.
Trump raging because he pulled a bunch of vague promises out of his ass and now he's mad because other people aren't delivering on them.
I'm really just waiting for the part where he rips off the rubber mask to reveal Red Skull underneath and starts shouting "You're failing me! You're failing me!"
TFW you realize we only got two days to cure this pandemic and get the economy up and running again before it impacts Trump's golf weekend.
Pandemic Diary, Day 11: With civilization collapsing around us and the undead clamoring at the door, some occupants of the bunker have chosen to ignore social distancing rules.
Yes, we may die, but not without a hug.
Crazy how people are willing to die in huge numbers just to make Trump look bad though.
Brave Sir Mitch ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Mitch turned about
and gallantly he chickened out
Swiftly taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Mitch!
Frankly, if any Trump was going to give us an infectious disease, my money was on Eric.
Bigger than Adam and Eve getting evicted by their shitty landlord!
Bigger than when God mooned Moses!
Bigger than the Great Deluge!
Bigger than Jesus even!
So big. So tremendous! Like the plagues of Egypt -- only bigger!
So anyway, that national day of prayer Trump had last week?
That cured everything right?
That's the day Zombie Jesus rose from the dead and infected millions of Evangelicals.
Stonekettle
If you want a better nation, be a better citizen
Joined Sep 2018