The real reason Donald Trump doesn't want to wear a mask is the only one they could find large enough to cover his gaping piehole would be a sheet...
...and he didn't want to be mistaken for his father.
@Stonekettle
If only that Resolute desk could speak... better yet bite.
@Stonekettle small point but I do really appreciate it when reporters faithfully transcribe his actual words rather than cleaning it up to something comprehensible. While the daily reminder that this concussed yam is our president is stressful, it helps keep my rage focused.