@gshevlin I'm sure the fidget spinner didn't come with that warning on it.

Grandma has Dementia. Phone call 1. Wanted her son to come set the clocks in the house weird we didn't have a power dip. Phone call 2. Wants to know why her son is working so late and she is hot and clocks are wrong. At this point I grab the spare key walk (we live that close) to her house knock let myself in temp is set to 79 degrees knock that down 2 degrees and check the clocks which are working and on the right time.

@Pungent We had to give Grandma a bedtime and a wake up time are luck is she cannot operate cable hits wrong buttons and if she gets the tv "stuck" she turns it off.

@chevalier26 That's a smidge heavy for summer heat.

@th3j35t3r Court rooms are chilly bring a sweater...if the FBI want you dead you would be dead.

@TemporaryTraveler The 1st thing the Trumps' did was steal inaugural funds.

@GaryPoole Pineapple

@AskTheDevil I said that also.

@Kittiekatt53 being old has nothing to do with someone looking for a paid gig of cutting grass and when you cut your own grass you don't have to worry about what they'll screw up.

@darcrich Lizzie Borden sheets I need a set.

@MrsE0113 What color bag did throat come in?

Uncle drive to Colorado... Are you prepared for a snow storm? It won't snow. It's May. Won't snow. Severe weather event um...this is other event I didn't mention that was implied when I say snow storm in May. He didn't get to Denver in 17 hours like he planned.

@kel The "originalist" left a document knowing it would need to be changed.

@NotSoEvilQueen Do both different states have different snacks.

@Kinnison Just people being people.

@GrazingintheGrass Yesterday it was a soft landing in a helicopter in the mountains.

@rpardee That's rough...

@HiRISE Kind of looks like a volcano.

@lfrum My Mom does it 3 times.

@Reincarnation_4 So he doesn't remember professional Basketball being Jewish?