OK THAT WASN'T SO BAD. THESE WINDOWS ARE NICE.

BUT AGATHA NEEDS TO PAINT MY WINDOW SILLS.

AND THEY NEED TO PAINT MY OUTSIDE NOW.

WHEN'S DINNER.

PEOPLE ARE IN ME RIPPING OUT MY OLD WINDOWS.

AGATHA SAID BEING BEAUTIFUL CAN BE PAINFUL. NOT SURE HOW SHE'D KNOW. 🤨

SHE RAN OFF TO A HOTEL WITH THE DOGS WHILE DAD SWEATS TO DEATH AND comforts ME DURING ALL THIS.

I MIGHT HAVE TO LEAK SOMETHING INTO HER ROOM AGAIN.

@thewrongmarianne @titsupmouse LOOOOOOOOK.

Today I learned about the show Murder House Flip, and I'd like to know where to submit my application.

@Coffee_and_Salt I didn't eat it. I like, uh, more meat lovers variety.

But your House told me where it is. You'll find it eventually.

Spring is here! Might be time for me to wake up and cause some chaos. *cracks knuckles*

But first! Somebody feed me. 😇

@TBBW1

My up and down are a package deal, but I've never been on a date, so I'll try anything once. 😍

@thewrongmarianne I have a date!

Wait so J just made a pro feature available to every user? No charge? Wow, he sure sucks at this "I'm gonna be a billionaire by sucking every last dime out of people" game. 🤣

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