MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
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You can't call a Pirate because their phone is always off the hook.
A Pirate's treasure is always 18 inches under ground.
Booty is only shin deep!
When the Pirate's parrot didn't return he was saddened, it gave him the cold shoulder.
As you know I'm a Pirate. And folks have asked me how much it cost to get my piercings and I must say it was about a buck an ear.
What did the Pirate say to his wife?
She had me at "Ahoy"
A good Pirate knows where X is and knows where to leave it.
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
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Well danged if you didn't just step right on up CoSo. 💪
4 hours ago when I asked you to check between the sofa cushions we were at 74% now look at us !!
Let's go!
Big Fairuza Balk vibes from Brody Dalle
The Distillers - "Drain The Blood" (Official Video)
Gave in to Pier Pressure and joined a Pirate Band.
How did the Pirate get lost?
He wasn't shore.
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
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@MrGoat Get out.
Now.
Why did the Pirates go on vacation?
They needed a little ARR & ARR
Why did the Pirate stop drinking?
He rum out!
Why was the Pirate at the Apple Store?
He was in line for the new iPatch.
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
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Thank you to
@Coffee_and_Salt
@Mauve_matelot
@altamaha
@kel
@Minholkin
and anonymous for winning this year's auction with a bid of $807.07
You may discuss when you'd like to watch An American Tail (1986)
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
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MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
Orbital Beam Control Tower
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Joined Nov 2020