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I don't always post on your timeline but when I do you'll know about it.

@Alfred using emojis recite the entire play of Romeo & Juliet using only contextual emojis.

@Alfred a sound you can smell.

@Alfred what sound does a tree make when it barks?

WELL HE'S NOT WRONG!

😂

Jesus was from New jersey btw.

"High Level Example"

@Alfred If I use Ruby-On-Rails how would I code a snippet to take a user's post containing a youtube url and fetch the video preview and post that below the link in the user's post all within a millisecond.