MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
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Deadsy - The Key To Gramercy Park
What do you call a Pirate mutiny?
A Conspira-sea.
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No voting machines are being used to tabulate the results of this auction
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How to save a dying Pirate?
Perform CP-ARRRR!
Why are Pirates rated R?
Too much booty!
What does a pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the snow?
Shiver me timber.
If I influenced you in a way I'm not sorry but I didn't do it on purpose.
I've made a non-clinical decision to smoke more weed.
What if Trump was one of us?
Paying taxes and riding the bus.
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We remember when we had just crossed the 10,000 user mark in early December, 2017.
Today we're 171,000 strong. They come and go as they please, as social media was meant to be. #CoSoTips
Getting kicked out of Hobby Lobby for dipping your balls in glitter is pretty nuts. 😍
Shart not a fart and you're to blame
any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to meeeeeee
Is this the real life or is this just fantasy 🤔
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Braaaaap!
A sound you can smell
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
Orbital Beam Control Tower
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Joined Nov 2020