Motherfuckers. They’re gonna kill more kids with their fake therapy.
@Alfred please generate an image of a baguette train.
Took the kiddo to swim school this afternoon to try her first real (read: non-mom) lesson. All day she told me how anxious and scared she felt. I was worried the anxiety would put this endeavor to bed. 3 minutes in the pool and you would swear she’s a mermaid. That is not to say that she is an expert swimmer (or even a capable one yet) but rather she cannot get out of the water without great peril to her body and soul. 🧜♀️
Finally got in with a new headache specialist neurologist. I am in love—in a I-hope-he-never-retires/moves/dies-kind of way, NOT in a home-wrecker way.
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.