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@Alfred draw me a picture of the tooth fairy standing among their tooth collection.

To add insult to injury (severe sunburn from pool day) dad and I had no gloves to unbind the tye-dye shirts we made with the kids. 😅 Dad’s hands are SO green.

Exhausted. Since Dad had to take Pap home from the hospital, mom and I took kiddo and her three cousins to the pool, expecting sister and her husband (the ones without kids) to meet us there. Mom and I joked about how late they would be… they just are. Always. For everything. They ended up flaking entirely. Mom and I doing all the heavy lifting at this camp week. 😒 literally: the freaking cooler weighed a ton.

Yesterday was my dad’s birthday. But yesterday he spent almost the entire day in the hospital with grandpa who was admitted because the VA said his labs were critical and advised he go to the ED. INCIDENTALLY when doing a CT of his kidneys they found an aortic aneurysm. 😣 He’s 95.

It says…?

Can we please just fast forward to October/November & cooler temperatures??🥵🥵

Best way to clean up after a water ballon fight is to make it a contest. Whoever picks up the most wins a prize.

Took the kids to my 96yr old grandpap’s house and bribed then with 💰 to help me clean it for him. Then he gave them 💰 too. Because of course he would. 🤣 Their camp spending money has been doubled.

Good morning . MotherDucker, here, coming at you live from our SW PA camping vacation. Nothing much to report so far, except that I went to bed way too late and kiddo (disoriented upon waking) woke me way too early before promptly going right back to sleep, herself. Alas, once I’m up, I’m up.

Now to find the around here because I need about a 5 gallon bucket of it.

I’m up. Coffee is brewing. And the drive to PA commences at approximately 0900. 2hrs and 3 minutes give or take to get the kiddo up, dressed, fed, toileted, hair/teeth brushed, and car backpack sorted with entertainment items.

A week camping in PA, and it looks like we’re packed for a month.

I’m so glad to be on vacation starting now. What a damn day. Suffice it to say I do not like cardiac ICU. I was on a CPR-free hot streak until about 1:13pm. I hate doing compressions on real live humans. The mannequin is just fine for me. Real humans make me want to puke 🤮 😣

I sat at my desk for about 30 minutes, listening to the patient nearest my workstation verbally abuse and emotionally terrorize her “loved one” over the phone. Had to get up and walk away for MY mental health. I feel bad for the person on the receiving end.

🫀🏩Covering both Coronary Care and Cardiac Surgery intensive care units today and it is so damn insular down here.

Men on social media posting about sexual functions: people laugh

Women on social media posting about clothes: gets 178 DMs asking for underwear pics

@MotherDucker "I'm paid to be here to troubleshoot in case of trouble. 😁 "

Unless someone calls out tomorrow I’ll be house float at work. 😒 This is a role that grates against my efficient little soul. Because I don’t believe in putting things off till later, when it comes to work. So by 9:00 am I will I have done all the work left on all the units. Then I’ll sit there uncomfortably, thinking of how to look busy so no one is like, “well what are you getting paid to do?” Which they never actually ask, but my conscientious brain is a paranoid little shit sometimes.

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