🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
boosted
I've posted something like this before, and I feel it's time to do it again.
Mute - I do not have interest in your content. This is 100% about me, 0% you.
Block - I believe you to be a disruptive and unpleasant individual. Your content is not welcome in my space. This is 100% about you.
Very pleased with my family’s beautiful work in the garden. 🪴We’ve got blueberries, raspberries on the way and strawberries still going strong. Our apple tree also has its very first apple and the fig tree is spreading out quite nicely but is probably some years out from bearing fruit, (unfortunately it went back to ground over the winter because we didn’t winterize it in time.)
The last two sneezes I have experienced have been the ones that evacuate all the air from your lungs. 🫁 💨 Left me feeling so woozy. 🥴
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
boosted
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
boosted
Morning, Cosonauts! Up before the alarm. Not starting the day well. My wife is currently in pain. I do not have permission to share any details yet. Normally, I would call in to be with her, but we have back to back cup shipments this morning. She says she'll go to Urgent Care when they open. May have to have my parents take her. If you are the praying type, please do so. Be safe and be kind out there.
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
boosted
This is what corruption looks like....and what he plans for our country....everything is FOR SALE!
How to go belly up:
While I am hugely against the pay gap between hospital unit staff nurses and agency staffing nurses hospitals still don’t have the staffing capacity necessary to get through shifts safely. This is NOT the answer.
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
boosted
This summer a family of great tailed grackles has been swooping through the backyard and have made camp in both the left and right side neighbors’ backyard trees above the fence. They feast from our bird feeders and our back lawn. Husband was washing all the #birb poo off the car with Kiddo and noticed a fledgling in the garden. So looks like we’re going to get our heads swooped whenever we head to the car or garage. Also low key stressed about left neighbors fat cat getting to it.
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
boosted
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
boosted
I'd like to thank my gender affirming healthcare for the past 21 months. They have been the absolute best times of my life. And a big shout out to my best friend who has supported, encouraged, and helped me along with my transition. I couldn't have done it without her.
#transgender #transition 
#Pride 🏳️🌈
Good morning and a beautiful kickoff to a beautiful month. Happy Pride. 🏳️🌈 I see you and accept you and love you.
Are UV protective garments hot or do you find them comfortable in the height of summer?
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
boosted
@EileenKCarpenter @ReneeVoiceBrand I think the entire Truth Social enterprise is a money laundering scheme.
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
boosted
My pride shirt came in the mail just in time for me to wear to work this Saturday. Do I care if I am allowed to? Nope. It’s benefitting our center for LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ health care so I’m assuming there will be no lashed batted. ✊
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
boosted
@MotherDucker wait until your kids are grown.
Making friends, then, is a matter of talking about lawnmowers, powerwashing, etc outside your neighbor's garage.
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022