@gemswinc too bad we can’t force him onto a Boeing spacecraft and get him stuck “indefinitely.”

@gemswinc horrifying. I recently read The Future by Naomi Alderman in which dangerously greedy “fictional” (they are VERY similar to certain actual people) tech billionaires get their comeuppance. Hugely satisfying.

@gemswinc the future is not in fucking space. No one will buy his shitty cars in space. No one to give a duck about his billions in space.

@divyster not all posts need to be poetry or poignant. Welcome aboard, #cosonaut!

@JPSCHWEIZER63 Cedar Point

My husband and I are very jazzed to take kiddo to the amusement park tomorrow. My husband’s youthful looks score big on the Guess My Age Game. Kiddo’s gonna have a giant thing we will have to lug around all day within the first 15 min of entering the park. 😅

I prefer my bagels to be:
#onehourpoll

@ACG2 I startle easy. I’m more mentally shook up than anything. I’ve already gone down to linen for some fresh scrub pants. It just makes me disappointed that his first choice was to yell at me when my back was turned when a calmly posed question would have been more than enough. 😮‍💨

But perspective! I try to keep that. And after today I’m off till Friday!

So a man just screamed at me in Hospital Panera (not yelled, actually screamed) because he couldn’t find the front desk. The man at the info desk, which is clearly visible from inside and outside the Panera was shook. So was I. Dropped my whole iced coffee. Info desk guy came running over while Panera folks helped me clean up my mess.

YEESH. I hope he’s happy and his day gets better.

(Note to self: keep extra pants in locker.)

This song just captures my whole essence this morning. Listen and vibe with me.

https://youtu.be/fVe_KVzBFOo

I went on the Target app to look for some good SPF lip balm. That’s all I needed.

30 minutes later, I’m done with the school supplies list, sans three items.

Did I remember to add the SPF lip balm? No I did not. So my husband has two pickup orders to get tomorrow and I just know he will have questions. 😅

I get home from work and my daughter’s bedroom looks like a Barbie bomb detonated in it.

“What happened here?”
“A wedding.”
“Oh, who got married?”
“Raya.”
“Who did Raya marry?”
“Jasmine.”
Husband (from the next room:) “what about Aladdin?”
“Girls can marry girls, dad! And Aladdin is married to Jasmine’s sister Jasmine.”
🏳️‍🌈🤩

https://youtu.be/qJnxmAh1yGg

@amarand may I use these for a fresh avatar?