🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
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@MotherDucker menu calendars are the best! My kid has long moved out but I still do a dinner chalkboard for the spouse because asking 'what should I thaw out?' then debating daily about the options is so annoying😂
I’ve got kiddo sitting at the table with a green and a red pen to mark the school lunch calendar so I don’t have to repeat the lunch menu and “are you packing or buying?!” six times a day while she’s distracted with playing, reading, singing, etc.
#parenting
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@Knitpurrl I saw this video just the other day. She IS brave, damn, she did a fierce call-out of that behavior.
@Agatha the skeleton riding shotgun in the shopping cart is cracking me up. 💀😆
@Agatha love to see it! 🤩
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My husband, hauling in my 2 fall seasonal decor totes from the garage: “This is a lot of stuff. Do you really need all this stuff?”
Also my husband: “Meteorological fall is Sunday. I can change the garden flags now if you want.”
Also my husband: “We don’t have enough wreaths. Or fall welcome mats. Oh, what about a shower curtain?”
@Zevon I think it’s the whole being a healthcare worker bit that I am hung up on. There was a lot of gaslighting then in the thick of it. And the gaslighting in the fallout. Damn. Never really got to process it in real time without “soldiering on.”
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It seems like just yesterday that I could perform the Dark Arts just about anywhere, even in restaurants.
Does anyone else go to YouTube and watch videos from early COVID to check that it all really happened and to have a solemn ptsd cry while reflecting on that terror and uncertainty and utter devastation?
No? Just me?
@rpardee my mom loved Harry Chapin so I think of Remember When The Music for her. Dad has cemented American Pie in my soul from countless bonfires and power outages in my rural childhood home.
Do you know your parents’ favorite songs? When you think of your parents what’s the first song that comes to mind for each?
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Y'know how you worry for days prior to a Dr.'s appt that you're on death's door? You've got night sweats the day before. There's not a symptom you can't get a worst case scenario off of Mayo Clinic's website?
Doc says everything is ok, and that I should avoid stressing so much.
🚨Big deal alert🚨
We are having a first grade friend over after school today. I’ll be serving apple slices, popsicles, and cool mom energy. I am reaaaaalllly hopeful this helps to tamp down some of Kiddo’s #anxiety and build confidence.
🤬MotherTurducken🦃🦆🐓
Adventures in #parenting. Migraine & chronic pain warrior. Lover of #birbs. Aghast onlooker of the daily global horror show. #Feminist. Occasional #politics.
Joined Apr 2022