@Sapiens and here I was thinking cactus penis.

@Mauve_matelot awesome!!!

@jag5081 I wish

My 32yo son (he has Aspergers) lives with me. He needed to renew his driver license which I helped him do online.
Me: do you wanna be an organ donor?
Him: no.
Me: why not?
Him: what if I need those organs?
Me: they only take them if you die
Him: ok. I’ll be a donor
Me: ☺️

@Ishihara @asmitty I cancelled WaPo a couple of years ago. Couldn’t stand their RWNJ op-eds

Btw. What the hell is that growing out of my cactus?

But wait! There’s more! After Musk says “Sure!” she ghosts him

I wonder if Musk will block me since I posted this on the bird app too. One can only hope.

I wonder if Heard can call Musk and say, “Hi, baby. I miss you. Let’s get together again. BTW, can I borrow $15 million?”

Update on my one lemon, plus some pix of my other plants

@Ishihara @asmitty I don’t see total gun reform happening in this country. I can totally picture AR15s and fully automatic guns being banned. Hopefully in my lifetime.

@Jeber believe me, I knew the sarcasm was implied 😏

@NorCalCherylLyn I know. I lived in LA from 1976 to 1994. I always think about going back. It felt like home the moment I stepped off the plane in 76.

@catchi I just can’t anymore. This country is insane

@asmitty @Ishihara will there even be schools 20 years from now?

@NorCalCherylLyn I know. Scott wanting to sundown medicare and social security scares the shit out of me. I’m gonna have to move if he wins

@kenc313 Enjoy! I did

@NorCalCherylLyn Not here in Florida if Voldemort has his way.

@Jeber Meh. So not great. Between the blood tests every 3 months and the meds for heartburn, migraines, bursitis, sciatica, etc and EKGs/ECGs and kidney stones and and and…

But I do it bc the alternative is def worse. 😏