McMarkerson
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OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥
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Snaccident:
Eating an entire bag of chips by mistake.
An update from Birdshit slipped thru my spam filter. The first in the digest asked "What one emoji would you use to describe my V?"
... ... ...is there a car wreck emoji?
Failed STR check. Twix wrapper not opened.
2nd failed check. Twix wrapper still not opened.
Succeded Frustration check. Twix bar opened.
Satisfaction.
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Kushner and MBS Discussed U.S. Intelligence, Legal Documents Show - Vicky Ward
Me: And this surprises anyone???
https://vickyward.substack.com/p/kushner-and-mbs-discussed-us-intelligence
@TheNewsOwl Yep already heard the #whataboutism and the #bothsidesism percolating this morning.
@RationalLeft The parts of the media that do fact-check themselves. The echo chamber will just wallow in the pig sty like always.
So...Weiselberg gets a lesser sentence because he was a veteran and a teacher. I'm sure his being a wealthy douchebag has nothing to do with his light sentence when compared to what the poor are sentenced to.
@InvaderGzim Well...I don't break into cars often enough to remember how to do it. So, it's always a relearning experience. 😏🚗🥷🏻
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Bill Kristol @BillKristol
"She is drawn to hatred as a moth to a flame. She is the poison that courses through the veins of parts of the right—the vicious, reality-challenged right. If she is to be normalized by the GOP, it is the party, not she, that is changed."
@InvaderGzim My daughter locked her keys in her running car at a gas station on a cold, cold night a month or two back. And the service that she paid for couldn't open the door for "reasons". The solution that the service gave her was to wait for it to run out of gas and it would automatically open when the engine died. Gave me confused puppy dog face. I finally managed to break in without breaking anything but the service was useless.
Glanced in on my old Birdshit.
It's all notifications about MILF this or look-at-my that or would-you-this-or-that.
The degeneration is well underway.
But hey, they did come up with a new logo for Birdshirt Blue.
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#Politics From #CNN: That dustup between McCarthy and Gaetz? It was because Gaetz was trying to blackmail McCarthy into giving him the chair of an Armed Services subcommittee.
Mike Rogers came after Gaetz because he has been Armed Services chair.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/07/politics/kevin-mccarthy-path-to-speakership/index.html
So we're not gonna get a Jordan-McCarthy knife fight inside a dirt circle while surrounded by fire to determine Speaker?
Well piss.
Post-1st cuppa coffee doom scrolling Instagram in the bathroom. And Instagram wants to record a Reel.
No, I really don't think you do.
@yesimfunny I'd prefer the world not touch me. I've got a pretty good idea where they've been and I don't want any getting on me. #CootiesAreReal
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It's odd that the right doesn't want to memorialize Jan 6. You'd think they'd want to highlight the day Antifa and Black Lives Matter engaged in a false flag attack on America's capitol. It's almost as though they feel personally responsible somehow, and want the event forgotten!🤔
McMarkerson
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