McMarkerson
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Here and after, we need to call it as we see it.
In conversation and official documentation, Florida should be referred to as The Swamp Reich.
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Trump-Greene 2024
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...really?
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How long were these people in traffic to have to be woken up? Why didn't anyone just turn around? I have so many questions! 😂😂
Side note: that 100% sounds like a stoner's laugh to me.
#laughter #ItsTheBestMedicine #LazyCopIsLazy
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/10kxvog/morning_wake_up_call_by_state_trooper
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Nearly 36 Million Americans Who Tested Positive for COVID-19 Report Having Long COVID Symptoms https://www.datareport.info/long-covid/nearly-36-million-americans-who-tested-positive-for-covid-19-report-having-long-/
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I recently saw someone use the word "necronym" as a replacement for deadname.
See what you will about English. But, the fact that it's five other languages dressed up in a trench coat allow you to make cool expressions like this.
Dyslexic moment...
"after tornadoes hit Texas"
...what I read...
"after Texas hit tornadoes."
...not a big difference, but it hits different, somehow.
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No new mass shootings for the last 8 hours. This year, that’s an achievement. #guns
Perhaps the real stolen classified documents were the friends we made along the way.
-Stolen from Scott Fitzgerald Gray on Fuhbook.
Donald Trump doesn't pay his bills. Trumpeteers in Congress are wanting to not pay America's bills.
I see a clear decision tree. It's stupid. But they are who we thought they were.
People who advertently or inadvertently shove a mental pineapple up your anal cavity are either mean bastards or uncaring.
Ruins my digestion with the viewing choices that end up on the only screen available.
No, I don't wanna watch part of a movie from 1936 for the twenty or thirty minutes that I spend eating my oatmeal.
Being old doesn't make it a classic.
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OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥
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Snaccident:
Eating an entire bag of chips by mistake.
An update from Birdshit slipped thru my spam filter. The first in the digest asked "What one emoji would you use to describe my V?"
... ... ...is there a car wreck emoji?
Failed STR check. Twix wrapper not opened.
2nd failed check. Twix wrapper still not opened.
Succeded Frustration check. Twix bar opened.
Satisfaction.
McMarkerson
Proud netizen of the Coffeedian Republic of CoSo
Joined Nov 2022